going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
(Source: hectorstaco, via pink)
Cannot belieb kidrauhl is turning 20
Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time.
Betch you’re hobbit sized.
how will they kiss
(Source: supersleepyzahra, via what-am-i-doing-woo)
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn